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The Brighter 5: Five funny jokes to start your day with a laugh (July 19, 2021)

[July 19, 2021: Josh Shavit]




Here are today's five funny and insightful musings to get you into your happy place.



1. George Carlin

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."



2. Billy Crystal

"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."







3. Bob Hope

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."






4. Jackie Mason

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… unless I buy something."







5. Maria Bamford

"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry."






Bonus Joke: Jonathan Winters
"If God had really intended man to fly, He'd make it easier to get to the airport."






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