The Brighter 5: Five funny jokes to start your day with a laugh (July 19, 2021)
Here are today’s five funny and insightful musings to get you into your happy place.
[July 19, 2021: Josh Shavit]
Here are today's five funny and insightful musings to get you into your happy place.
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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
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"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… unless I buy something."
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"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry."
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Joseph Shavit
Science News Writer, Editor-At-Large and Publisher
Joseph Shavit, based in Los Angeles, is a seasoned science journalist, editor and co-founder of The Brighter Side of News, where he transforms complex discoveries into clear, engaging stories for general readers. With experience at major media groups like Times Mirror and Tribune, he writes with both authority and curiosity. His work spans astronomy, physics, quantum mechanics, climate change, artificial intelligence, health, and medicine. Known for linking breakthroughs to real-world markets, he highlights how research transitions into products and industries that shape daily life.